The Mighty Boosh: The Legend of Old Gregg
"Some say he’s half-man, half-fish, but some say he is more of a 70-30 split, whatever the percentage he’s one fishy bastard!"
Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace | Episode Six | The Creeping Moss From The Shores of Shuggoth
He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary’s body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air conditioned. They tried all the positions; on top, doggy and normal. Exhausted they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hell beast ate them.
Dear Booshlrs, I don’t usually blabber about my life but I wanted to pay homage to the amazing birthday present I got from my friend. So, as you can see, there is this lovely Jelly Fox collage, inspired by Noel Fielding’s art. Then I got this incredible box – which will henceforth be referred to as “THE BOX”. (as in: “oh no, I left The Box open again and the cat’s playing Africa by Toto on my felt-tip panpipes”. How often in a lifetime do you get to say that?) I opened it carefully, half expecting a peppermint nightmare to spring out and slash me up and down and diagonally, and I found those gorgeous gifts (as well as a desk bell that goes “ding-a-liiing” exactly like Noel’s bell in Luxury Comedy, how my friend managed to make it I have no idea) AND, at the bottom of the box, this signed photo of Noel which reminded me that I need to get a perm. Oh and I also got a Weetabix box in which I found this Charlie book, which is genius, right (never before had a cereal box made me this happy. Not even when I was a child, back when cereal box toys were cool).
WOW! You are a lucky Booshlr and your friend is an amazing Booshcraftr!
I’d marry that friend.