Person A being that hipster that drinks a shitload of pumpkin spice lattes and they figure out that Person B has never had one, so A brings B to the nearest Starbucks (where Person C is the barista).
"Come on, Howard, you have to try one!"
"No thank you, Vince. I don’t go in…
"The barista is an ant eater, imagine that!"
*High-pitched whining noise*
"But Noel Fielding’s Luxury Coffee is the place to be. Yeah, Noel is a bit of a dork but Dolly says it is THE place…"
"Howard Moon does not suck anyone’s beans."
Howard Moon sucks beans for money.
That’s an ugly rumor (spray painted on the Nabootique).
No smoke without fire.
"He’s so missed; we are such a strong double act, he’s such a brilliant performer. Doing a show without him is like cutting one of my legs off and still trying to win a 100m race; I can try, but I’ve only got one leg!” —Noel Fielding
Tony Harrison (via anoutrage)
Five stomachs but multihexagonal private parts… as a biologist, the discrepancy in symmetry worries me. Unless perhaps he has a sixth stomach that doesn’t work, perhaps clogged with alcohol-soaked breakfast cereal. It wouldn’t surprise me.
this detail has bothered me as well. however, pentagonal symmetry is a more likely body plan - even though he’s an alien - which would make his penis the aberration. that could explain his need to brag about it.
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get